1
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Hey, there, hot stuff.

2
00:00:06,916 --> 00:00:08,656
Ooh, you're even prettier
than your picture.

3
00:00:08,657 --> 00:00:11,097
Ow!
Oh, Jesus.

4
00:00:12,226 --> 00:00:13,526
Coming.

5
00:00:13,532 --> 00:00:14,662
Hey, idiot.
Grab this.

6
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What are you d...

7
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I gotta crash here
for a couple weeks.

8
00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:17,747
Uh, no.

9
00:00:17,753 --> 00:00:19,493
What the hell are you
talking about, Steve?

10
00:00:19,494 --> 00:00:20,844
Me and Judy hit a bit
of a rough patch.

11
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Just need a place to crash
till things cool off.

12
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Then go to a hotel.

13
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I don't want you here.

14
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Hey, come on!
I'm your brother!

15
00:00:27,807 --> 00:00:29,457
How can you be so heartless?

16
00:00:29,461 --> 00:00:31,121
It's truly amazing, isn't it?

17
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But there it is.

18
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So now if you could just please,
you know, sort of...

19
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Oh gross.

20
00:00:34,857 --> 00:00:36,207
Is this how you normally eat?

21
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That is so depressing.

22
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Physically you're depressing,
but this is horrible.

23
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Let's order a pizza like humans.

24
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We're not ordering
a pizza, Steve,

25
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'cause you're not staying.

26
00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:46,349
Come on, Gar!

27
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Go!
Walk away!

28
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Gary!

29
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Take your bags and walk away!

30
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Go insult a concierge
at a hotel someday.

31
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How about this?

32
00:00:53,485 --> 00:00:54,265
No, I don't...

33
00:00:54,268 --> 00:00:55,918
Hey, you remember baby
in a basket!

34
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Remember the baby in the basket?

35
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Don't, Steve!
I'm a grown man!

36
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Don't care!
You're baby now!

37
00:01:05,018 --> 00:01:08,108
And then when the pizzas finally
got there I had to pay for them,

38
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'cause the guy's totally broke.

39
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Poor guy.

40
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Sounds like he's going
through a rough time.

41
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Oh, don't feel bad
for him, Hanley.

42
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He's a manipulative jerk.

43
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Yeah, but Gar, he's family,
you know?

44
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I mean, hell, I always
wished I had a brother.

45
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The history of the
world's literature

46
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records nothing but negative
examples of brotherhood.

47
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Cain and Abel,
ever heard of 'em?

48
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Yeah, isn't that the one where
the one guy got really famous

49
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and he just helped catapult
his brother to fame, as well?

50
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What?
No, no, that's not what it is.

51
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Oh, no, no.

52
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I'm thinking of
James and Dave Franco.

53
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But, look, there's
a good one, right?

54
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Okay, yes, you've stumbled
into the one positive version

55
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of brotherhood that I'm
sure will come apart

56
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at some time due to scandal.

57
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Hey, there he is. DickTown.

58
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Hey, how was your day?

59
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Fine, how was your day?

60
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Did you piss all
over my apartment

61
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and claim it as yours yet?

62
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That's what I missed.
I should do that.

63
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Oh, my God, man!
You drank all my beer?

64
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Well, that's great, you know?
That's very nice.

65
00:02:02,771 --> 00:02:03,511
Good night.

66
00:02:03,511 --> 00:02:04,641
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

67
00:02:04,643 --> 00:02:05,993
You're not going to bed,
are you?

68
00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:08,212
You've already commandeered
everything else in the place,

69
00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:08,912
so yeah.

70
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Eff that.

71
00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:10,946
We're both swinging
bachelors now.

72
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We should go somewhere fun,
treat ourselves.

73
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How about that
cheesy rodeo bar, huh?

74
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You know the one with
the mechanical bull

75
00:02:16,176 --> 00:02:17,866
we used to go to
in our twenties?

76
00:02:17,873 --> 00:02:19,923
Actually, Steve,
you used to go there.

77
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Yeah, all the time.

78
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With your friends.

79
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We used to kill that place.

80
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And I was never invited.

81
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You never came.

82
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I was never invited.

83
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It'd be perfect for you.

84
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A lot of ugly guys
do very well there.

85
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Okay, just...

86
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We're making up for lost time.
This is our time now.

87
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Okay, fine, fine.

88
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I'll go for a couple drinks,
but only because I'm curious.

89
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Let's...

90
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It's the same bar we
used to go to, so...

91
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I was never there!

92
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Wow, this place... sucks.

93
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I know, it's great, right?

94
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Hey, two brews for me
and my bro.

95
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We've got like 100 beers
on tap, so...

96
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Ah, at least I get
to drink beer again.

97
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Judy never let me.

98
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Oh, you're going to ignore me.
That's fine.

99
00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:57,479
So what happened
with you guys, anyway?

100
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A few months ago I
got let go from my job.

101
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Oh, shoot, I'm sorry.

102
00:03:01,352 --> 00:03:02,922
You loved being an accountant
for some reason.

103
00:03:02,918 --> 00:03:05,008
Then last month we
defaulted on our mortgage,

104
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something about I didn't pay.

105
00:03:07,706 --> 00:03:10,056
Then Judy finds out, she's
pissed, so here I am.

106
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She said she'd call when
she was ready to talk,

107
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but I haven't heard
from her yet.

108
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Guess I am just a loser,
she was right.

109
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Hey, easy, man.

110
00:03:17,585 --> 00:03:19,365
It sounds like you
only lied to protect her.

111
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I guess you're right.

112
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She's the fat loser.

113
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Okay, well...

114
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Hey, you ever ridden one
of those bad boys?

115
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What, the bull?

116
00:03:25,898 --> 00:03:27,898
No, and I'm not
about to start, man.

117
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Come on!

118
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No way!

119
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Hey, I'll do it if you do it.
Come on, bro!

120
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All right, all right.
Screw it!

121
00:03:32,731 --> 00:03:33,991
Yeah.

122
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Okay, I don't...
Whoa!

123
00:03:36,213 --> 00:03:37,743
This is how a bull moves, huh?

124
00:03:40,434 --> 00:03:42,134
Hey, Steve, check this out!

125
00:03:42,131 --> 00:03:42,961
You're riding that bull!

126
00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:47,790
I'm doing it, brother!

127
00:03:47,789 --> 00:03:49,179
What...?
Whoa!

128
00:03:50,488 --> 00:03:53,188
Hey, you scuffed up my boots,
you sumbitch!

129
00:03:53,186 --> 00:03:54,706
Oh, hey, sorry about that, man.

130
00:03:54,709 --> 00:03:57,409
Oh, you will be.
I love these boots.

131
00:03:57,408 --> 00:03:58,888
Just got 'em polished
at the airport.

132
00:03:58,887 --> 00:04:01,407
Hell, yeah, I'm that motherfucker.

133
00:04:01,412 --> 00:04:04,462
I like to sit nice and high and
make eye contact with people

134
00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:06,548
walking by, and I'm not ashamed!

135
00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:08,327
I wanna look like a slave owner.

136
00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:09,682
That's why I do it!

137
00:04:09,681 --> 00:04:12,951
Hey, step off before my
brother summons a demon

138
00:04:12,945 --> 00:04:14,025
to kick your ass.

139
00:04:14,033 --> 00:04:15,733
Oh, no, Steve, you know...

140
00:04:15,730 --> 00:04:17,080
Summon 'em.

141
00:04:17,079 --> 00:04:17,859
I mean, I caught a cherub
earlier that I forgot to

142
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turn in, but I
really shouldn't.

143
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Hey, I'm talking to you about
getting my boots polished

144
00:04:22,171 --> 00:04:23,911
and feeling like a slave owner.

145
00:04:23,912 --> 00:04:24,742
Pay attention to me!

146
00:04:24,739 --> 00:04:25,999
You know what?
This guy deserves it.

147
00:04:26,001 --> 00:04:27,001
Fly, cherub!
Fly!

148
00:04:28,526 --> 00:04:30,526
Hey, get this gay
baby out of here!

149
00:04:30,528 --> 00:04:33,308
Fly true, arrow,
and strike with love.

150
00:04:33,313 --> 00:04:34,453
Hey, Bigot Jim!

151
00:04:34,445 --> 00:04:36,525
Bigot Jim, what the hell
are you doing?

152
00:04:36,534 --> 00:04:38,364
Don't kiss him, Bigot Jim!

153
00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:41,762
Oh, I am going to kick...

154
00:04:41,756 --> 00:04:44,796
my own ass if I don't make out
with my friend right now.

155
00:04:44,803 --> 00:04:46,673
Fuck yeah, Buford,
get over here.

156
00:04:46,674 --> 00:04:48,154
Get that finger up
in that corn hole.

157
00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:49,074
Dude, are you kidding me?

158
00:04:50,025 --> 00:04:50,935
Are you kidding me?

159
00:04:50,939 --> 00:04:51,379
That was good.

160
00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:52,065
That was awesome!

161
00:04:52,071 --> 00:04:53,641
That was good.

162
00:04:53,638 --> 00:04:55,598
This is the first time I've felt
good since Judy dumped me.

163
00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:58,896
Grab us some more brews.
I gotta take a pee shot.

164
00:04:58,904 --> 00:04:59,474
All right, buddy.

165
00:04:59,470 --> 00:05:00,950
So what'll it be, my man?

166
00:05:10,829 --> 00:05:13,609
Two more brews for me
and my bro.

167
00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:15,964
Yeah, again, if you could
just narrow it down for me

168
00:05:15,964 --> 00:05:18,584
in any way...

169
00:05:19,925 --> 00:05:22,535
Yeah, yeah, that's a true story,
the one I just finished telling.

170
00:05:22,536 --> 00:05:24,356
Offices are the same everywhere.

171
00:05:24,364 --> 00:05:26,454
Damn interns are
always eating my lunch.

172
00:05:26,453 --> 00:05:29,283
Hey, well, if it was anything
like this spaghetti Bolognese,

173
00:05:29,282 --> 00:05:30,072
I don't blame 'em, seriously.

174
00:05:30,065 --> 00:05:31,235
Oh, come on.

175
00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:32,550
Seriously, you keep
cooking like this,

176
00:05:32,546 --> 00:05:33,806
I might not let
you leave, buddy.

177
00:05:33,808 --> 00:05:35,638
Ha, about that.

178
00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:39,286
Uh, I might have to stay
another week, actually.

179
00:05:39,292 --> 00:05:40,692
I still haven't heard from Judy.

180
00:05:40,685 --> 00:05:42,945
I kind of thought she'd
at least call by now.

181
00:05:42,948 --> 00:05:44,078
Right, yeah.

182
00:05:44,079 --> 00:05:46,999
Do you even want to hear
from Judy at this point?

183
00:05:46,995 --> 00:05:48,775
I mean, she kicked you out
in your hour of need.

184
00:05:48,780 --> 00:05:49,740
She did.

185
00:05:49,737 --> 00:05:50,087
Right?

186
00:05:50,085 --> 00:05:51,085
Called me a fatso.

187
00:05:51,086 --> 00:05:53,216
Sure, sure.
Forget about Judy!

188
00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:54,609
Your brother's got
your back now.

189
00:05:54,612 --> 00:05:55,962
You do.

190
00:05:55,961 --> 00:05:56,961
That's right, and as soon as I'm
back from my overnight mission,

191
00:05:56,962 --> 00:05:59,832
we are gonna party
like it's 1990.

192
00:05:59,834 --> 00:06:01,054
Like it's 1990.

193
00:06:01,053 --> 00:06:02,233
Remember how much we
partied in that year?

194
00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:02,878
Great year.

195
00:06:02,881 --> 00:06:03,661
Yeah, you know what?

196
00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,454
In the meantime
I'll just wait here.

197
00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:07,149
I'll just...
I'll be by myself.

198
00:06:07,146 --> 00:06:08,446
I'll just wait here.

199
00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:10,112
Or... you could come with us.

200
00:06:10,105 --> 00:06:12,235
We'll crash at a motel,
get drunk.

201
00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:13,538
Yeah, I could kill a demon.

202
00:06:13,544 --> 00:06:15,684
That part's against the rules
but we'll see what happens.

203
00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:16,156
Well, let's see.

204
00:06:16,155 --> 00:06:16,805
You in?

205
00:06:16,808 --> 00:06:17,768
I'm in!

206
00:06:17,765 --> 00:06:18,975
We don't need to be sad anymore!

207
00:06:18,984 --> 00:06:21,334
No, not sad anymore!

208
00:06:22,117 --> 00:06:23,417
♪ Don't need no disco!

209
00:06:23,423 --> 00:06:25,473
♪ Don't need no brakes!

210
00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:26,469
♪ Cause there ain't
no stopping! ♪

211
00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:28,040
♪ On the road of mistakes!

212
00:06:28,036 --> 00:06:29,556
Oh, take it Steve!

213
00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,560
Okay, fellas, I think you
can rock out just as hard

214
00:06:31,562 --> 00:06:33,912
with your seat belts
buckled, okay?

215
00:06:33,912 --> 00:06:35,262
Well, you can probably
rock out just as hard

216
00:06:35,261 --> 00:06:37,221
with your seat belt unbuckled.

217
00:06:37,219 --> 00:06:38,049
Hey, don't!

218
00:06:38,046 --> 00:06:39,046
Freebird!
Cowboy!

219
00:06:39,047 --> 00:06:40,177
He's freaking out.

220
00:06:40,179 --> 00:06:40,919
You crossed a line!

221
00:06:40,919 --> 00:06:42,139
He doesn't like that.

222
00:06:42,137 --> 00:06:43,137
Buckle it back up again.

223
00:06:43,138 --> 00:06:45,008
I'm not taking my hands
off of ten and two.

224
00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:46,930
Oh, shit, there's the demon.
What is that, a sphinx?

225
00:06:46,925 --> 00:06:47,875
Take the exit, Hanley!

226
00:06:47,882 --> 00:06:48,802
I got her.

227
00:06:53,366 --> 00:06:56,936
Let's go!
Let's go!

228
00:06:56,935 --> 00:07:00,065
Okay, okay, easy.
Just let everyone go.

229
00:07:00,068 --> 00:07:03,938
To get these innocents set free,
you must answer a riddle for me.

230
00:07:03,942 --> 00:07:05,162
Oh, I fuckin' hate sphinxes.

231
00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,950
The subject matter
is mine to choose.

232
00:07:06,945 --> 00:07:07,855
Uh-huh.

233
00:07:07,859 --> 00:07:09,639
Answer wrong and
their lives they'll lose.

234
00:07:09,643 --> 00:07:11,173
I fully understand
how this works.

235
00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:12,296
Let's go.

236
00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:13,258
A killing blow is
what I'll deliver.

237
00:07:13,255 --> 00:07:15,905
I'll eat their kidneys,
hearts, and livers.

238
00:07:15,910 --> 00:07:16,870
Mmm-hmm.

239
00:07:16,868 --> 00:07:18,828
And then I'll eat their
brains and bones,

240
00:07:18,826 --> 00:07:22,526
and flesh and feet and
hands, and their faces...

241
00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:24,396
All right, you're not even
rhyming anymore, man.

242
00:07:24,397 --> 00:07:25,697
Just get to the
fucking question!

243
00:07:25,703 --> 00:07:27,313
Well, fuckin'...
You keep cutting me off!

244
00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:28,363
I'm not cutting you off!

245
00:07:28,357 --> 00:07:29,097
You are cutting me off!

246
00:07:29,097 --> 00:07:30,137
Ask your question!

247
00:07:30,142 --> 00:07:31,752
Ask your question or
I'll cut you up right now.

248
00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,062
Oh, yeah, great.

249
00:07:33,058 --> 00:07:33,668
You wanna fight or do you
wanna ask your stupid question?

250
00:07:33,667 --> 00:07:35,357
I really want to do the riddle.

251
00:07:35,364 --> 00:07:37,414
Okay, ask the riddle.
Fuck!

252
00:07:37,410 --> 00:07:39,500
Get this right and
it's you they'll thank.

253
00:07:39,499 --> 00:07:41,149
The best Beatles album
is "blank."

254
00:07:41,153 --> 00:07:42,423
What's the best
Beatles album, man?

255
00:07:42,415 --> 00:07:44,155
What's what all of this
was leading towards?

256
00:07:44,156 --> 00:07:45,846
That's not a riddle!

257
00:07:45,853 --> 00:07:46,643
Yes, it is!

258
00:07:46,637 --> 00:07:47,677
No, it's not!

259
00:07:48,465 --> 00:07:49,195
Okay, what's the
best Beatles album?

260
00:07:49,204 --> 00:07:50,554
What do we think here?

261
00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:52,644
You know, what about that album
they did with Cirque du Soleil?

262
00:07:52,643 --> 00:07:55,563
Hanley, shut the fuck up.
Is it "Revolver"?

263
00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:56,429
It could be.

264
00:07:56,429 --> 00:07:56,779
Should we say "Revolver"?

265
00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:57,517
Yeah.

266
00:07:57,517 --> 00:07:58,427
I'm saying "Revolver".

267
00:07:58,431 --> 00:07:59,261
Are you done?
"Revolver"?

268
00:07:59,258 --> 00:08:00,778
Okay, yeah, no. Sorry.

269
00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:03,961
It's "Love", the album they
did with Cirque du Soleil.

270
00:08:03,958 --> 00:08:05,308
What the hell?

271
00:08:05,307 --> 00:08:06,307
Ah, that was the best one.

272
00:08:06,308 --> 00:08:07,658
That's not a Beatles album.

273
00:08:07,658 --> 00:08:09,748
That's a soundtrack
for a circus show.

274
00:08:09,747 --> 00:08:12,707
Guess what, pal?
My riddle, my rules!

275
00:08:12,706 --> 00:08:13,136
All right.

276
00:08:13,141 --> 00:08:14,751
Whoa!

277
00:08:17,755 --> 00:08:19,015
Little girl, watch out!

278
00:08:21,236 --> 00:08:23,326
Steve, that was incredible.

279
00:08:23,325 --> 00:08:24,885
Hey, you're even
better at this than Hanley.

280
00:08:24,892 --> 00:08:26,202
I'm right here, Gary.

281
00:08:26,198 --> 00:08:29,028
I know.
I said it so you could hear it.

282
00:08:30,332 --> 00:08:31,462
What's going on, man?
What's wrong?

283
00:08:31,464 --> 00:08:33,644
Sorry, Gar.
I just...

284
00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,290
Seeing that happy
family's making miss

285
00:08:35,294 --> 00:08:37,564
Judy and Michaela so much.

286
00:08:37,557 --> 00:08:38,947
Hey, don't think about
that right now, man.

287
00:08:38,950 --> 00:08:41,170
Judy dumped you for
no reason, remember?

288
00:08:41,169 --> 00:08:43,389
That's horse crap, too!
I made that up!

289
00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:45,479
I lied to her for months.

290
00:08:45,478 --> 00:08:46,738
I didn't look
that hard for a job.

291
00:08:46,740 --> 00:08:48,570
I went out drinking
with my friends

292
00:08:48,568 --> 00:08:50,788
till they got sick of me too.

293
00:08:50,788 --> 00:08:52,178
I really am a loser.

294
00:08:52,180 --> 00:08:53,700
I'm so fat.

295
00:08:53,704 --> 00:08:55,314
No wonder Judy doesn't
want to talk to me.

296
00:08:55,314 --> 00:08:57,234
I'm sure she does.

297
00:08:57,229 --> 00:08:59,189
Then why hasn't she called?

298
00:08:59,187 --> 00:09:03,277
Maybe she has called and maybe
someone deleted the call,

299
00:09:03,278 --> 00:09:04,368
mostly by accident.

300
00:09:04,366 --> 00:09:06,406
What does that mean?
Who would...?

301
00:09:06,412 --> 00:09:08,982
What?
Did you delete the call?

302
00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:10,290
Holy Crap!

303
00:09:10,285 --> 00:09:11,065
No!
I didn't...

304
00:09:11,069 --> 00:09:12,069
Okay, maybe...

305
00:09:12,070 --> 00:09:12,940
Did you?

306
00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:13,990
Yes.

307
00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:17,471
But only because you seemed
better off without her,

308
00:09:17,466 --> 00:09:19,816
and because you and me were
getting along so great,

309
00:09:19,817 --> 00:09:20,947
like real brothers.

310
00:09:20,948 --> 00:09:22,428
These past two weeks
have been some of the

311
00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:24,428
best of my life, bro.

312
00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:26,950
And I know you feel
the same way, too.

313
00:09:28,608 --> 00:09:30,088
I can't believe you did that!

314
00:09:30,088 --> 00:09:31,388
Steve, come on, man!

315
00:09:31,393 --> 00:09:34,883
You may be the chosen one,
but I can still kick your ass!

316
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,615
Steve, don't...
Ow, Steve!

317
00:09:36,616 --> 00:09:39,786
Uh, gents, yeah, I'm not sure
the demon's quite dead yet.

318
00:09:39,793 --> 00:09:40,753
Gents...

319
00:09:40,751 --> 00:09:41,751
No, Steve, no baby
in the basket!

320
00:09:41,752 --> 00:09:43,102
Yeah, you're going
in the basket!

321
00:09:43,101 --> 00:09:45,061
Ow!
Ow!

322
00:09:45,059 --> 00:09:46,319
How do you like that, huh?

323
00:09:46,321 --> 00:09:47,981
Guys, look out!

324
00:09:48,976 --> 00:09:50,366
Oh, Steve.

325
00:09:50,369 --> 00:09:57,679
I got you, brother!

326
00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,031
Whoa, what's...?

327
00:10:00,335 --> 00:10:03,115
Ah, get him off me,
you dumb moron!

328
00:10:03,121 --> 00:10:04,341
He's killing me!

329
00:10:04,339 --> 00:10:06,779
Get him off me!

330
00:10:06,777 --> 00:10:08,297
Hey, Judy.

331
00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:09,340
Hey, Michaela.

332
00:10:09,344 --> 00:10:13,134
Oh, look, it's selfish
Uncle Gary.

333
00:10:13,131 --> 00:10:15,481
The guy who lied to me
and almost got me killed.

334
00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,221
Come on, Steve, I said
I was sorry.

335
00:10:17,222 --> 00:10:18,572
And in the end I did
kill that sphinx.

336
00:10:18,571 --> 00:10:22,011
Yeah, like after 10 minutes of
it eating my face, you moron.

337
00:10:22,009 --> 00:10:23,839
Did I tell you he deleted
all your calls to me?

338
00:10:23,837 --> 00:10:25,097
You told me.

339
00:10:25,099 --> 00:10:28,759
Well, um, I just wanted to
apologize and bring you and Judy

340
00:10:28,755 --> 00:10:31,365
a little gift in case
you guys are looking

341
00:10:31,366 --> 00:10:32,366
to rekindle the flame.

342
00:10:32,367 --> 00:10:33,627
Steve knows what it is.

343
00:10:33,630 --> 00:10:34,720
No, I don't.

344
00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,148
Get your stupid gift
away from me.

345
00:10:36,154 --> 00:10:37,244
I don't need your...

346
00:10:38,025 --> 00:10:39,585
Holy crap!

347
00:10:39,592 --> 00:10:41,162
Okay, no, no, no, I'll get it.
I'll get it.

348
00:10:41,159 --> 00:10:41,589
It's okay.

349
00:10:41,594 --> 00:10:42,814
My family's in here!

350
00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:44,293
I don't want to see
any orgies in here!

351
00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:45,732
No, I got him!
I got him!

352
00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:46,509
Mom, are you okay?

353
00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:47,602
Gary...

354
00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:48,730
Oh, fuck me.

355
00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,342
No, Judy.

356
00:10:50,342 --> 00:10:51,952
I'm gonna touch you and this
nightgown's gonna come off.

357
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,262
No, Judy, put your clothes on!

358
00:10:53,258 --> 00:10:54,558
Judy, put that back on!

359
00:10:54,563 --> 00:10:55,303
Look at Steve!
I'm...

360
00:10:55,303 --> 00:10:56,223
Come here, baby.

361
00:10:56,217 --> 00:10:57,517
Get off of her!

362
00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:57,963
This was supposed to be
for you and your wife!

363
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,698
Get me out of this bed!

364
00:11:00,613 --> 00:11:02,273
Michaela, get out of here!

365
00:11:02,267 --> 00:11:03,747
I'm sorry!


